12 Jokes Only Dance-Obsessed People UnderstandT
here are some things that only dance-obsessed people understand. But you don’t need to be a prima ballerina to get these 12 super-punny dance jokes! When you share one of these gems for kicks and giggles, you’ll be the life of the party … at least at dance class, anyway:
“How many dancer teachers does it take to change a light bulb?”
Five! … Six! … Seven! … Eight!
“What did the male dancer say when his twins were born?”
It’s all about balance now that I’m a pas de deux.
“What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?”
“What do ballerinas run on?”
“Why did the dancer cross the road?”
Because she had to reverse the combination on the other side.
“When does your mom sound just like your dance teacher?”
When she tells you to check your attitude.
“What is a dancer’s number one priority?”
To always get right to the pointe!
“What did the dancer feel after eight hours of dance rehearsal?”
The agony of de-feet. (Get it? Defeat)
“What animals are poor dancers?”
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
“How do you make a tissue dance?”
You put a little boogie in it!
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