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12 Jokes Only Dance-Obsessed People Understand


here are some things that only dance-obsessed people understand. But you don’t need to be a prima ballerina to get these 12 super-punny dance jokes! When you share one of these gems for kicks and giggles, you’ll be the life of the party … at least at dance class, anyway:

dancer-jokes-gif-1“How many dancer teachers does it take to change a light bulb?”
Five! … Six! … Seven! … Eight!


dancers-jokes-gif-2“What did the male dancer say when his twins were born?”
It’s all about balance now that I’m a pas de deux.


dancers-jokes-gifs-3“What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoe?”
Ugh! This is pointeless!


dancers-jokes-gifs-4-new“What did one competitive dancer say to the other when she sabotaged her nemesis’s performance?”
Hey, turnout is fair plié.


dancers-jokes-gifs-10“What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?” 
Tap dancing. 


dancers-jokes-gifs-5“What do ballerinas run on?”
Batterie power!


dance-jokes-gif-7-new“Why did the dancer cross the road?”
Because she had to reverse the combination on the other side.


dance-jokes-gif-8-new“When does your mom sound just like your dance teacher?”
When she tells you to check your attitude.


dancers-jokes-gifs-8“What is a dancer’s number one priority?”
To always get right to the pointe!


dancers-jokes-gifs-9“What did the dancer feel after eight hours of dance rehearsal?”
The agony of de-feet. (Get it? Defeat)


dancers-jokes-gifs-11“What animals are poor dancers?”
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.


dancers-jokes-gifs-12“How do you make a tissue dance?”
You put a little boogie in it!

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